Counsellor- You can talk about anything. Anything at all. What did you have for breakfast?
Penis-I don't eat breakfast, I'm a penis. I discharge breakfast. But I think we had orange juice. And a vitamin b tablet. The urine was very yellow.
Counsellor- Right, and are you having any problems in that area?
Penis- What area?
Counsellor- The piddling.
Penis- No. I can honestly say I'm a very good pisser.
Counsellor- That's good. And it's healthy that you recognise that strength.
Penis- I'm not a very good 'fucker' though.
Counsellor- Would you like to talk about that?
Penis- Well...I love fucking. Absolutely love it. But I'm way too often with the whoops.
Counsellor- The whoops.
Penis- Yeah, it's doing my head in.
Counsellor- What are the whoops?
Penis- When I come too quick.
Counsellor- And what is it that makes you whoops?
Penis- Definitely it's the fucking.
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